(HICK:) It sure is a nice day for a barbecue, David Steak!
(HICK 2:) Yessiree, Anna Maria Enchilada, let's EAT!
(HICK:) But not before we flop...

(Turkey in the Straw instrumental plays)
Treestump..David..Thin Brother..Flyshower.

(hick beat)
We're having lots of fun under the Absecon sun
Doing the Fat Flyshower Flop
My flab with every move will sicken disgust you
Doing the Fat Flyshower Flop
My family of fatties and I art no exception
Our flab will point each one of you away from an erection
So, me, my fat sister, my fat mother, my fat father
But not my thin brother
And I will go to show you how
Doin the fat
Doin the fat
Doin the fat Flyshower flop now!! Yee-haaaa!!!